1. You call him by his real name, instead of referring to him as ‘my future husband’ or ‘the bastard’.
2.He’s not the first person you call when you get promoted/drunk/home. In fact, you no longer call him, full stop.
3.You bump into him in the supermarket, when you’re wearing an old jumper and no makeup, and you don’t even feel remotely self-conscious.
4.You don’t turn around when you smell a guy wearing his aftershave on the bus.
5.You see a couple walking along hand-in-hand and don’t think they’re a) soppy, b) about to have a fight, or c) probably cheating on each other.
6.You realise his habit of leaving dirty pants in your room wasn’t a manly way of marking his territory, it was just plain unhygienic.
7.You find an old photo of the two of you and notice how good your hair looked.
8.When ‘your song' comes on the radio, you sing to it in a special helium voice, like something out of The Chipmunks, and laugh until your face aches.
9.You sell the jewellery he gave you on eBay, and are pleased to make a profit - even if it's only £3.70 for the whole lot.
10.You get on better with his new girlfriend than you do with him.by Cosmopolitan Magazine 09.08.2006
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