Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf
Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. ~George Eliot
Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis
Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men. ~Mignon McLaughlin
I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four. ~Fred Allen
A woman should soften but not weaken a man. ~Sigmund Freud
No woman wants to see herself too clearly. ~Mignon McLaughlin
A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. ~Diana Stürm
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman. ~Nancy Astor
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin
Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves. ~Elissa Melamed
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~Marcel Proust
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ~James Thurber
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf
Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. ~George Eliot
Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis
Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men. ~Mignon McLaughlin
I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four. ~Fred Allen
A woman should soften but not weaken a man. ~Sigmund Freud
No woman wants to see herself too clearly. ~Mignon McLaughlin
A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. ~Diana Stürm
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman. ~Nancy Astor
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin
Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves. ~Elissa Melamed
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~Marcel Proust
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ~James Thurber
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard
