Men jokes

Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.

Men are gonna be the death of me... but what a way to go!

Men are great! Every woman should own one!!!

Men are just like computers, and a smart woman keeps a backup.

Men are the reason that women hate one another.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what *else* is on TV.

Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love.

Two aliens were discussing earth beings.

"So what do you think of them?" said the first. "Well," the other replied, "I liked the intelligent ones, but I wasn't so keen on the ones with testicles."

Men of quality respect women's equality.

Men play the game. Women know the score.

Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.

Q: How is a condom and a woman alike?
A: They both spend more time in a man's wallet than on his penis.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Q: When does a man develop a brain?
A: The day he gets married.

Q: Why don't men die in their sleep?
A: Cos they can't do two things at the same time.

Q: Why do men prefer blondes?
A: Men always like intellectual company.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? -Dating children.

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