Funny: What are men like

Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like..... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like..... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like..... Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like..... Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.
Men are like..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
Men are like..... Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like..... Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like..... High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like..... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like..... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Men are like..... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like..... Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like..... Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like..... Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.


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